I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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