Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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