I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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