Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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