i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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