So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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