I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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