I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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