I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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