he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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