white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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