Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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