matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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