do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
