You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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