i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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