It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
