Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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