All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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