grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
True strength comes from lack of pants
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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