erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Barsexuality is the new black.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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