bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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