Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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