What a fucking waste of an outfit
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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