Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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