But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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