it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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