You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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