We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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