i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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