the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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