Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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