There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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