What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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