I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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