That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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