your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Got a toothbrush?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
