Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Bring me that man meat
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I touched a dick in church today
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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