My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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