i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
