Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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