Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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