She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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