True but thats because hes a fetus.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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