if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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