I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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