Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Randomize
