I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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