Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize