As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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