Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize