The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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