I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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